Gregory Akerman

amateurish, tedious, pretentious

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    • Another here
    • Stories We Told
    • Cage Fight
    • Better Bible
    • The Smoke & Mirror Sessions
    • Chaotic Adequate
    • Masterpiece Bookshelf
    • The Forteana Podcast
    • lazy
  • stand up
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    • angels vs aliens
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    • start wars to save us all
    • remember that I love you
    • what we're doings too important for our lives to end just yet
    • Swedenborg, the devil and me
    • god bless, god speed, god damn you all
    • come hell or high water this sick world will know I was here
  • misc
    • Horrorshow
    • The Sam Neill Experience
    • I am not a number but I am pretty fucking close
    • The Lonely Life of a Society Worm
  • Arrogance
  • speak
  • Ambition Exceeds Talent

017: Hierarchy of Monkeys

March 20, 2023 by Gregory Akerman

When I was just a. little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Williams be wholesome, will I be fit - here’s what she said to me:

YOU’LL BE AN ANY CATHY! AN ANT! AND YOU’LL BE FUCKING GRATEFUL! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

March 20, 2023 /Gregory Akerman
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