And we have arrived. This is the last book of bible. The very last one and its a doozy. You know all the bizarre stuff and the terrifying imagery? All the quotes from cult leaders and conspiracy idiots? All from this one. So let’s take our time and go through it. Enjoy, thank you and goodbye.
And we have made it to the penultimate book of bible. So enjoy Jude, this angry little note from one of Jesus’ siblings
the third letter of three from john
the second of three letters from john
the first of three letters from john
And the final petter from Peter. this one has my favourite line in all of bible
You can tell we are in the final section of Bible by how short these letters are. So lets get through them together. we can do it.
You know how that Jesus fella had some siblings right? Well if you didn’t know he did and now you know. This is a letter from one of those! Enjoy. Also - apologies to the rich and the American evangelical christians. Is not my words! its gods.
And here we go with the Book of Hebrews. Another letter this one, and this is 100 percent defo written by a woman. I reckon.
OK dead short this one - like, offensively short, which goes nicely with the offensive chat about slavery that it has. yeah …
I thought we were done with Paul letters. What with him dying last episode. Ah well, here’s a dead short one that is heroically offensive. Sorry ‘bout that.
Well, its the second letter to Timbo isn’t it. And then hopefully we will never have to say the name Timothy ever again
We move away from letters to massive groups and get one written to one solitary individual. The embodiment of all Tims of the world
Back once again with the Pauline master. BB damage with the ill behaviour … etc
“Hey you there boy - what day is it?”
“Today? Why its better bible day sir”
“It is? Then the spirits did it all in one night”
Or something. Hiya! Hope you guys are doing well. Here’s your latest Paul letter. He does like to go on doesn’t he.
What’s that Paul? You’ve written another letter? WHAT A SHOCKER MATE!
Here we go with yet another Paul letter begging for money. I might start following Paul’s example and end each episode saying “you don’t have to pay me guys but I know good people pay me and I know you’re not evil”. Think it’ll work?
Another letter - this one features, would you believe, more aggression to women, more anger in general, and silly chat about amour. enjoy
This is a little one and my goodness! isn’t paul an angry boy? so strap in for about 6 minutes of shouting! SORRY!
And its time for the concluding shout at the corinthians - and this one i have to warn you - gets a little bit smutty