Corinthians 1
And here we go with another great letter from the Paul fella who defo isn’t an obnoxious silly sausage
Romans
Now that we’re ploughed through all that silly narrative nonsense - lets get involved with one metric job load of letters from Paul to ALL OF THE WORLD ISH! and we begin with one that’s a little hot and heavy! Paul chats to the Romans.
Acts of the Apostles
Here we go then - we’re all done with those gospels but have this kinda 5th gospel ish. Basically its going “now listen to this story about the other jesus!”
Gospel of John
And now it is time for the fourth and final gospel! that’s right, the first and last time bible ever gets a bit repeaty is all and done with! WOOO!
Gospel of Luke
Here we go with the 3rd of the 4 gospels and flipping ‘eck! Its a long one this!
Gospel of Mark
And onwards to number 2 - which is of course, a tad similar to the first one. But it’s shorter. and much more hectic. But enough about what i’m up to. how are you guys? any news?
Gospel of Matthew
We are back - and we open with one of 4 books all saying he same story. Which is a novel way to begin isn’t it. Anyway, we are about to be introduced to a fellow by the name of Jesus. Never heard of him myself, but lets see what he’s got about him shall we?
Better Bible 2: The New Batch
WHAT IN THE LIVING SHIT IS THIS!
Guess who? ME! Just a little briefest of brief recap and to let you know that Better Bible 2: The New Batch will be hitting your earholes on the 30th July! That’s right folks - we are getting back in amongst the weeds. So come join me for … let’s be fair, more of the same. Tell the world please!
Malachi
And we finally arrive. This is the final book of the Old Testament. we have read through almost 40 books - most of them have been talking about masonry or a little exile. So, admittedly … but samey. But thank you for following me on this journey of exploration - Now please be aware that anyone who knows what they’re talking about is probably livid at how wrong i am in all of these episodes! But we made it. We fucking made it.
Zechariah
Its the penultimate one! and a big old end times prophecy before the off. We’ve almost done it gang. Stick with it! We can make it to the end! Just a little further
Haggai
What can i say? More minor business - more angry god business. BLAH BLAH BLAH
Zephaniah
the 9th day of minor prophets
Habakkuk
This - the 8th day of prophets. You know how close we are to finishing all of these minor prophets? we can do this. I believe in you.
Nahum
Its the seventh day of prophets - bet you can’t guess what this one is going on about. Go on - have a guess.
Micah
One of the 21st century’s most exuberant pop icons. Micah possesses an insouciant charm that gives his classically styled songs a modern edge. Born in Beirut in 1983, Michael …. what? Different one? Well here’s this then. Not as poptastic as i had thought.
Jonah
Fish time! Its the fifth day of prophets and we’re gonna get eaten all up by a massive fish!
Obadiah
Check it right, on this, the fourth day of prophets - we have come to the shortest book in all of bible! Seriously, this little note is almost longer than the book.
Amos
On the third day of prophets my Greggy gave to me … 1 book of Hosea, then a Jo-el and now is another whiney one
Joel
On the second day of prophets my Greggy gave to me - another one saying the same thing!
Hosea
Here we begin. This is the first of the 12 minor prophets. Each of these following 12 episodes will be super short so, as a treat, we are going to have one a day.
So lets start with the first day of prophets!