Daniel
We come to Daniel - the last of the major prophets and this is a weird and bleak fucker. But we do have that kitten we were waiting for!
Ezekiel
Ok peoples.
its the penultimate major prophet and this one is all about pulp fiction or something
Lamentations
This is a little short poetry break for you all. And basically, everything sad. its a bleak start to your Sunday, but just make sure you listen and then go have a hug.
Jeremiah
Behold! More prophets really milking a simple point. Fucking Jeremiah
Isaiah
See you later Wisdom - Hello Major Prophets! And we kick off in style - by style, i mean its a long one people. So strap in, and prepare yourself for roughly half an hour of erratic god love/god hate with a few particularly upsetting bits. Lets do this!
Psalms
Lets finish off the books of wisdom in style - so once more i turn to the phenomenal talent of Ian Bowkett to knock up a sexy little tune for you all. Please sit back and enjoy the Psalm Song
Song of Songs
Here we go - lets get involved with some good old fashioned smut. I’ve kept this episode short to make sure you don’t embarrass yourself in public. Goodness me its mucky! Dirty Bible, in your basket!
Ecclesiastes
I mean … I can only apologise for the bleakness of this one. This book is goth as fuck. Good luck everyone.
Proverbs
Look here - we are deep inside the books of wisdom at the moment, and excuse me as i leap right over psalms - we’ll get to that worry not! But for now, lets check in with Solomon and see what all that wisdom he received actually was. Surely it won’t simply be all about domestic violence?
Job
We are onto the books of WISDOM y’all! And what wise things do we start with? the valuable lesson that bullying is justifiable so long as there definitely isn’t a moral you’re trying to prove.
Esther
We did it! The last book of the narrative section. we are officially … part of the way through bible. Feels like a milestone doesn’t it. its not, but it feel like it could be.
Nehemiah
Here we go - for a bit of a change, lets hear this story DIRECTLY from the mouth of long dead Mr Nehemiah! That’ll be a treat won’t it?
As ever - go argue about bible on twitter and instagram and … right, tell everyone to listen this and then get back to me
Ezra
Here we go with Ezra, a book which will be banging on about the bloody temple. the temple being all up again and down again and up again etc!
Chronicles 2
its the concluding part of the recap of all the books so far chatted on about in the bible. this is a lot - with lists and rehash and all kinds of nonsense. come play on the twitters and the instagrams and all that good stuff.
Chronicles 1
OK - listen right. This is simply taking the piss this one. Its like a summing up of the last 4 books. Unbelievable.
Kings 2
The concluding part of the Kings saga. They’re all bell ends, and it all kicks off!
As ever, get amongst it on the twitters
Kings 1
And onwards to learning about each and every ing gods people had. What do you think? Think the kings will mainly be awesome and follow the rules, or do you think they will mostly be bells?
Samuel 2
You don’t think I’d leave you hanging do you? Here you go pals, the seconds and concluding part of the adventures of Samuel … well, the adventures of a job load other people that are kinda sort of put into motion by Samuel even though he hardly figures in the story.
Samuel 1
Well now, what have we here? Looks like its time to get on board the “can we have a proper like, human ruer now please like every one else please?” train.
Yes, there will be violence. And yes, there will be pissing.
Ruth
there’s been a lot of brutal violence so far, Let’s calm things down a little with a bit of a love story, and one of the apparently, feminist books of bible!