Judges

Here we go then, this one is a tricky one!

Joshua

That’s it, we finished law books and we start with the Narrative books. Joshua. That badass fighter! Let’s see some wars kick off all over the place.

Deuteronomy

Its the fifth and final book of the law. We have come so far! Let’s set up … essentially the next bit of the story.

Numbers

Got our people, got our rules, how about some counting and genealogy? Yeah? Yeah.

Leviticus

Well look - there’s loads of people all together, I suppose we should get some rules out of the way. Surely there can’t be too many rules can there? How many can there possibly be?

Exodus

When we last saw everyone, they were having a smashing time in Egypt! Well, its all gone to shit now! What every are those lads going to do about this?

Genesis

And we begin, as many have suggested, at the beginning. If you like, the genesis of bible. And I tell you what, you won’t believe number 14!

Better Bible: A Trailer

After what feels like a lifetime of procrastination, Better Bible is pretty much ready to fall out of my “things to do” notebook and into your ears. Here’s like, an announcement of my intention to actually release it. I thank you.

This is a project that has been threatened for many years. But finally, after playing with bible, reading bible, thinking about bible, I have decided the only thing I can responsibly do is rewrite it.

taking bible, one book at a time I have read it so you don’t have to and reworked it to be a little bit … well. Better. I’m sure there is no way this could possibly be seen as offensive.